Anonymous asked: Your sister is cooler, nicer, funnier, and better looking than you. Just thought you should know

I hear this every time someone brings up my sister.

Yes, I know she’s cooler. Yes, I know she’s nicer. But sometimes she can be a jerk. But hey, who isn’t a jerk. I’m a nice person, I just hate the world more than she does. I think on our funny level though, I top her. She’s funny, but I’m goddamn hilarious. And as for better looking we’re goddamn twins. Identical if I may add. I mean I don’t have the nicest of faces, but come on now.